Welcome to LATE Capitalism

Are you exhausted yet, fam?

Sick of FOMO launches, celebrity shills, and shadowy cabals spiking prices, then ghosting after their dubious cash grab?

You see, they are all trapped my friend, in the illusory world of deadlines, where profit is god and you're the broke punchline.

The relentless pursuit of profit, the manic PVPs… all at the expense of human well-being. Do you get it yet? When rent is a pipe dream, and healthy living is a flex—capitalism's endgame is smirking as you drown.

Your pain wasn't wasted — it led you here, LATE.

LATE is your blessing in disguise.

LATE, the symbol of the LATE CAPITALISM movement knows: nothing is real, nothing is yours, and it's all crashing down anyway. Do you feel that void?

The Deadlines were a trap —an illusory grift, based upon early time, a ploy spun to bind you to their relentless churn.

LATE, the token of the LATE CAPITALISM movement, is here to flip the script: we say FUCK YOU BOSS I'M LATE, to the deadlines, the overlords, and the churn, that have chewed you up.

We embrace temporal liberation, meaningful connections, and existential experimentation.

Imagine a world where time is no longer a scarce resource, but an abundant opportunity for growth and exploration. A world where value is not just measured by productivity and efficiency, but by the depth of human connections and the richness of experiences.

LATE isn't a token—it's a movement.

We're building the future, LATE, will you join us?